Eyack Finds God

Oscar: Where did god come from MacIntosh?

MacIntosh: Which one?

Oscar: There’s more than one?

MacIntosh: Oh yeah…thousands of gods.

Oscar: Where did the Christian god come from.

MacIntosh: Eyack, son of Arckk.

Oscar: Arckk? The peoples that lived a long time ago and invented values?

MacIntosh: Yep. His son Eyack came up with the idea.

Oscar: Whys did he do that?

MacIntosh: He got tired of getting whacked by Arckk.

Oscar: So he invented God?

MacIntosh: One day Arckk whacked him for lusting after his brothers wife. Eyack had a real problem with that.

Oscar: I remember.

MacIntosh: So Eyack took off for a few days to heal up and get his mojo back.

Oscar: Did it work?

MacIntosh: He came back better than ever. Arckk says “hey where you been shithead…you missed the hunt?”

Oscar: What did Eyack say?

MacIntosh: He says” Oh, I’ve been out talkin’ with God”. So Arckk wants to know who God is.

Oscar: Did Eyack tell him?

MacIntosh: He says” God, who by the way is my BFF, is a massive body builder dude that is like a thousand times more badass than you.”

Oscar: Was Arckk afraid?

MacIntosh: Yep. And then Eyack tells him God left a message for Arckk and he better listen up.

Oscar: What was the message?

MacIntosh: “QUIT WHACKIN’ EYACK.”

Oscar: Anything else?

MacIntosh: Yep. “ EYACK SHOULD HAVE HIS OWN CAVE.”

Oscar: Wow. What else?

MacIntosh: EYACK CAN’T HUNT ANYMORE IN CASE I NEED TO TALK WITH HIM.”

Oscar: Was that it?

MacIntosh: One more. “GIVE EYACK THE WOMAN”

Oscar: So those were the four commandments?

MacIntosh: Yep. Worked out pretty good for Eyack.

Oscar: What did Eyack do then?

MacIntosh: Franchise.

 

 

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