Dumb and Dumber

Oscar: Dad says we have DADT cuz some people think it’s a bad thing to be gay.

MacIntosh: That’s right.

Oscar: And he says being gay means if you are a guy and you loves another guy. He says some peoples think they is perverted.

MacIntosh: Yep.

Oscar: Is it OK to likes women?

MacIntosh: Yep.

Oscar: Is it OK to likes sheep?

MacIntosh: You don’t have to worry about that.

Oscar: Is it OK to likes blow up rubber dolls.

MacIntosh: No problem.

Oscar: Is it OK to dress up like a matador and pretend you is runnin’ the bulls?

MacIntosh: Probably.

Oscar: Is it OK to likes wearing diapers?

MacIntosh: You can be in the Senate with that one.

Oscar: Is it OK if you likes being whipped?

MacIntosh: You betcha.

Oscar: Is it OK if you likes being tied up?

MacIntosh: Sure.

Oscar: So you can ask about those things and they can tell you?

MacIntosh: Yep.

Oscar: That’s dumb MacIntosh.

MacIntosh: Yep.

Oscar: Maybe that’s what DADT stands for.

MacIntosh: What’s that?

Oscar: Dumb and Dumber – Total.

MacIntosh: Total.

 

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