Oscar: Dad says we have DADT cuz some people think it’s a bad thing to be gay.
MacIntosh: That’s right.
Oscar: And he says being gay means if you are a guy and you loves another guy. He says some peoples think they is perverted.
Oscar: Is it OK to likes women?
Oscar: Is it OK to likes sheep?
MacIntosh: You don’t have to worry about that.
Oscar: Is it OK to likes blow up rubber dolls.
MacIntosh: No problem.
Oscar: Is it OK to dress up like a matador and pretend you is runnin’ the bulls?
Oscar: Is it OK to likes wearing diapers?
MacIntosh: You can be in the Senate with that one.
Oscar: Is it OK if you likes being whipped?
MacIntosh: You betcha.
Oscar: Is it OK if you likes being tied up?
Oscar: So you can ask about those things and they can tell you?
Oscar: That’s dumb MacIntosh.
Oscar: Maybe that’s what DADT stands for.
MacIntosh: What’s that?
Oscar: Dumb and Dumber – Total.