Oscar: Whats a Death Panel, MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: Its somethin’ teabaggers talk about.
Oscar: Well what is it?
MacIntosh: The teabaggers say its a part of Obama’s Health Plan – a group of people who will decide if you are too old to get medical treatment.
Oscar: Wow. Them teabaggers must have been goin’ crazy.
MacIntosh: Why is that?
Oscar: Cuz theys so old medicine probably wouldn’t work anymore. It would be like pouring a cup of water on the Sahara desert.
MacIntosh: I see what you mean.
Oscar: Howse come Obama wants to kill old people?
MacIntosh: He doesn’t.
Oscar: Then why them say he does?
MacIntosh: He wants to have support for old people to help them through their final days.
Oscar: Them teabaggers should like that…they all in their final days.
MacIntosh: They probably would like it if they knew about it.
Oscar: So theys sayin’ its bad and they don’t even know about it?
MacIntosh: Sarah Palin said it was true and they believed it.
Oscar: That’s sad MacIntosh. Still…its scary to think somebody you don’t know could decide if you was gonna lives or die. I’m glad we don’t have Death Panels.
MacIntosh: We do.
Oscar: We gots death panels now?
MacIntosh: Yep…the insurance company calls them the Claim Department.