Oscar: The Republicans got a senator that is demented.
MacIntosh: Lots of them.
Oscar: But one of them says demented is his name.
MacIntosh: You mean Jim DeMint from South Carolina. He thinks gay people and sexually active single women should not be able to teach.
Oscar: Howse come he thinks that?
MacIntosh: He says they set a bad example.
Oscar: Whats about sexually active single male peoples?
MacIntosh: He has no problem with them.
Oscar: What about peoples that hang out in bars?
MacIntosh: No problem as long as they don’t drink at work.
Oscar: What about peoples that like to gamble, is it OK for thems to be teachers?
MacIntosh: No problem.
Oscar: Don’t them peoples set bad examples?
MacIntosh: Some people think so.
Oscar: Whys Demented pickin’ on gays and single women.
MacIntosh: Cuz he doesn’t like them personally.
Oscar: Does Demented likes liberal peoples?
MacIntosh: Hates em.
Oscar: So whens he gonna start saying liberals can’t teach.
MacIntosh: As soon as he can get away with it.