Oscar: Howse come Clarence Thomas never says much during court.
MacIntosh: He’s too busy watching porn.
Oscar: He watches porn in court?
MacIntosh: His ex-girlfriends says he watches porn everywhere…and if he can’t watch it he likes to talk about the porn he just watched.
Oscar: What kind of porn?
MacIntosh: All kinds…but she did mention he likes sex with animals.
Oscar: He likes watching animals have sex?
MacIntosh: He likes watching people have sex with animals.
Oscar: No way MacIntosh. That’s yucky. You’re making it up.
MacIntosh: You can’t make this stuff up.
Oscar: So we gots a Supreme Court justice that watches porn and then talks about it with the women he meets?
MacIntosh: Yep. But that’s not the worst part.
Oscar: It gets worse?
MacIntosh: It means he lied to congress during his confirmation hearings.
Oscar: Yikes. Is he gonna get fired?
MacIntosh: No way. The big corporations need him to stay put.
Oscar: And they is in charge huh MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: Yep. He voted their way in Citizens United.
Oscar: He was involved with Citizens United?
MacIntosh: Yes. I think he thought it was a porno movie.
Oscar: Was it about people having sex?
MacIntosh: No…it was about The People getting screwed.