Clarence We Hardly Knew You


Oscar: Howse come Clarence Thomas never says much during court.

MacIntosh: He’s too busy watching porn.

Oscar: He watches porn in court?

MacIntosh: His ex-girlfriends says he watches porn everywhere…and if he can’t watch it he likes to talk about the porn he just watched.

Oscar: What kind of porn?

MacIntosh: All kinds…but she did mention he likes sex with animals.

Oscar: He likes watching animals have sex?

MacIntosh: He likes watching people have sex with animals.

Oscar: No way MacIntosh. That’s yucky. You’re making it up.

MacIntosh: You can’t make this stuff up.

Oscar: So we gots a Supreme Court justice that watches porn and then talks about it with the women he meets?

MacIntosh: Yep. But that’s not the worst part.

Oscar: It gets worse?

MacIntosh: It means he lied to congress during his confirmation hearings.

Oscar: Yikes. Is he gonna get fired?

MacIntosh: No way. The big corporations need him to stay put.

Oscar: And they is in charge huh MacIntosh?

MacIntosh: Yep. He voted their way in Citizens United.

Oscar: He was involved with Citizens United?

MacIntosh: Yes. I think he thought it was a porno movie.

Oscar: Was it about people having sex?

MacIntosh: No…it was about The People getting screwed.


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