Oscar: A peoples on the foxes channel was sayin’ the other channels was being mean to them teabaggers.
MacIntosh: How’s that?
Oscar: He was sayin’ theys was paintin’ the teabaggers as a bunch of racists and crazies.
MacIntosh: They don’t paint.
Oscar: Them other channels don’t paint?
MacIntosh: Nope…they use cameras….they just make a record of what’s there.
Oscar: But..maybe they was using liberal cameras.
MacIntosh: What’s a liberal camera.
Oscar: I don’t know…but the people on foxes says the other channel peoples were liberals paintin’ the wrong picture.
MacIntosh: Maybe it’s a camera that doesn’t distort the image to fit the conservative viewpoint.
Oscar: Yeah…but they gots special cameras at the foxes channel.
MacIntosh: Republican cameras??
Oscar: Yep. Theys can take a picture of 80,000 people at the Lincoln Memorial and turn it into a million peoples.
Oscar: Theys can make Ann Coulter look like she doesn’t have an Adams Apple.
MacIntosh: Good cameras.
Oscar: They can make Karl Rove look like an honest man.
MacIntosh: That’s a tough one.
Oscar: Yep. Theys got the best cameras money can distort.
MacIntosh: But they need even better cameras.
Oscar: To do what?
MacIntosh: To make Gretta Van Susteren look like she wasn’t beat up in a bar fight the night before.
Oscar: That would be nice.
MacIntosh: A camera that would keep John Boehner from lookin’ orange.
Oscar: I gots a joke MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: What’s that?
Oscar: Knock. Knock.
MacIntosh: Who is there.
MacIntosh: Orange who?
Oscar: Orange you John Boehner?