Oscar: Hoe-lee Moe-lee whats young Kim Jong-un thinkin’ up there in Pyon..pyog..you know….North Korea?
MacIntosh: Bad Kimchi.
Oscar: What’s that?
MacIntosh: Fermented cabbage and chiles…their national dish.
Oscar: Kim Jung-un attached South Korea because of bad Kimchi?
MacIntosh: He didn’t mean to – someone put too many chiles in the Kimchi.
Oscar: So he ordered an attack?
MacIntosh: That’s not what he said.
Oscar: What did hes said?
Oscar: What’s Obama gonna do?
MacIntosh: Not much he can do….you can’t take the chiles out of the Kimchi.
Oscar: I means about the attack.
MacIntosh: Well first he’s gonna rattle the sabres.
Oscar: Yippee. Them sabres need rattlin’.
MacIntosh: Then he’ll try to get the Chinese to do something to help.
Oscar: Like sell them lawnmowers at a big discount.
MacIntosh: Yep. Then China will send some guy to talk with Kim Jung-un.
Oscar: What’s will he say?
MacIntosh: Stay away from the Kimchi.
Oscar: That’s it?
MacIntosh: Yep…standard procedure. All our presidents do the same thing. It’s in the protocol book under “What To Do When North Korea Does Something Really Stupid”
Oscar: Will all the peoples in America be happys Obama didn’t start the next World War?
MacIntosh: No way. The neocons will say its time to nuke them.
MacIntosh: Michelle Bachmann will say its time for Obama to “man up”.
MacIntosh: Ann Coulter will say Obama should show some balls and she will lend him hers if he can’t find his.
Oscar: That’s scary.
MacIntosh: By the time they are done people will think Obama started the Korean War from his crib back in Kenya.
Oscar: Will peoples believe that?
MacIntosh: They will believe anything.
Oscar: I’m glad Obama is doin’ that standard protocol thing. Everything should be OK.
MacIntosh: As long as the President doesn’t eat any Kimchi.