Oscar: Howse come everybody is mad at muslins but they like silks and Egyptian cotton?
MacIntosh: You mean Muslims.
Oscar: Howse come everyone is mad at all the Muslims?
MacIntosh: Cus they flew planes into those big buildings and knocked them down.
Oscar: Are there a lot of Muslims?
MacIntosh: Yeah buddy…like a billion and a half.
Oscar: Wow Mac, them must have been some really big planes.
MacIntosh: Normal size planes.
Oscar: Then there must have been lots and lots of planes. Like a gazillion planes or somethin’. Wow, them planes must have been smackin’ into them buildings day and night.
MacIntosh: Just two planes.
Oscar: Oh…then them Muslims must be really smart.
MacIntosh: Why do you say that?
Oscar: Cuz they figured out how to shrink themselves so a billion and a half Muslims could get into two planes.
MacIntosh: There were only 19 Muslims on the planes.
Oscar: But….but…then howse come people is mad at all billion and a half?
MacIntosh: That’s just the way people are.
Oscar: But people still love Westies don’t they?
MacIntosh: Yeah, I guess so.
Oscar: Cuz we don’t fly planes do we?
MacIntosh: No we don’t.
Oscar: Not even one Westie?
MacIntosh: Not even one