Oscar: Howse come peoples is talkin’ about Michelle Bachmann?
MacIntosh: They scraped off her makeup and found Jimmy Hoffa under there.
Oscar: I thought that was Tammy Fay Baker.
MacIntosh: Oh…you’re right. Maybe they gave Michelle a brain scan and found nothing under there.
Oscar: But really MacIntosh…..peoples is talkin’ about her.
MacIntosh: She’s giving a speech tonight after FLOTUS and SCOTUS watch POTUS give the SOTU.
Oscar: That’s sounds contagious. Who is POTUS giving the SOTU to.
MacIntosh: First, Obama, cuz he’s the president and everything, gives a speech about the State of the Union.
MacIntosh: Then the Republicans, cuz they are the Opposition, give a speech about what they think about the state of the union.
Oscar: That’s fair.
MacIntosh: Then Michelle Bachmann gives a speech.
Oscar: What’s her speech about?
MacIntosh: The tentative title is “Thirteen Lies I Like To Tell Over And Over.”
Oscar: That’s catchy.
MacIntosh: Yep. Politifact says they have been asked to investigate 13 statements of fact from Bachmann and all 13 have been lies.
Oscar: Howse come she gets to give a speech.
MacIntosh: She’s the Captain of the teabagger team.
Oscar: Is she the quarterback?
MacIntosh: Wide receiver. Some people have suggested CNN cut the audio every time she tells a lie.
Oscar: Will theys do that?
MacIntosh: Can’t. People tuning in would think it’s a mute ventriloquist act.