Oscar: Dad sure likes to see Crazie Christine at work.
MacIntosh: Why do you say that?
Oscar: He was watchin’ her debate and he was rollin’ on the floor laughin’.
MacIntosh: The part about not knowing separation of church and state was in the constitution?
MacIntosh: Pretty funny stuff.
Oscar: And it was in the first amendment. Even if she didn’t read the whole thing you’d think she read at least one.
MacIntosh: Yep. ..well she probably knew but just faked it.
Oscar: Howse come she would do that?
MacIntosh: Cuz she wants to be like Sarah Palin, only better.
Oscar: That’s why she faked it?
MacIntosh: That’s why she says all that crazy stuff.
Oscar: I’m confused MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: Look, Sarah Palin started making the big bucks after she quit, right?
Oscar: That’s right.
MacIntosh: Christine O’Donnel wants to skip the whole getting elected thing entirely.
Oscar: She doesn’t want to get elected?
MacIntosh: No way. She’s already measuring for drapes over at Fox TV.
Oscar: Where she can keep Hannity in her back pocket?
MacIntosh: Yep. And she has a ghost writer working on her book.
Oscar: She’s doin’ a book?
MacIntosh: Yep. “Hijacked by the Media, Just Like Sister Sarah, Only Better”.
Oscar: She’s a genius.
MacIntosh: She’ll have her own show.
Oscar: Whats will they call it?
MacIntosh: “Just Like Sarah, Only Better.”
Oscar: I think she’ll be rich MacIntosh. But Christine doesn’t have a family.
MacIntosh: She’ll rent one.
Oscar: Howse could she do that?
MacIntosh: Well, she could adopt a pregnant teenager.
MacIntosh: And instead of a snowmobile dealer she could hire a guy that sells tractors.
Oscar: As long as he doesn’t masturbate.
MacIntosh: But she’ll never beat Sarah when it comes to endorsing candidates.
Oscar: Howse come?
MacIntosh: Sarah endorsed John Raese for senator in Pennsylvania.
Oscar: What’s wrong with that?
MacIntosh: He’s running in West Virginia.
Oscar: And it doesn’t get any better than that.